It's very hard to put an unconscious man in a closet.
Pub thugs can make cupcakes that are sublime!
If you dream of being on an island that you own, tanned and rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money... your dream stinks.
Sweeping the floors, polishing, waxing, doing laundry, shining up, and sweeping again only takes 15 minutes.
It takes three days to get paint.
Struggling is pointless.
Birds will appear out of nowhere when you sing up to the sky.
Frog, Chameleon, nuance
Gunther does interior design
You can learn alot after being in one place for 18 years.
Little girls like to braid hair
No matter what adults say, shoes are completely unnecessary.
Rapunzel's hair is 70 ft long.
Vladimir colects ceramic unicooooooorns.
Pascal randomly smiles at people.
''You were my new dream'' is the modern equivalent of ''I love you''.
Rapunzel can beat Pascal in a game of hide and seek 22 times in a row before Pascal gets bored
Rapunzels hair is worth 1000 crowns
The pan is mightier than the sword
A chameleon wont know the correct procedure to wearing a crown
Precious items that the King doesnt want stolen will be kept under a big openable window in the roof
The guards that guard precious items face away from them
Some guards have hayfever
A horse that works for the Kings men can convince thugs to come to the castle to rescue a prisoner on death row
You can't remember a week of partying
An epiphany involving the sun means your a princess
Eugene isn't freaking out, he's just very interested in the magical properties that Rapunzel's hair possesses.
Rapunzel never (NEVER) breaks a promise.
Rapunzel is stuck with that short haircut for the rest of her life
If your long lost daughter, who was blonde when she was born, returns to you with dark hair, you shouldn't question it
Rapunzel doesn't know how to hide things very well
Mother Gothel never used her youthful looks to attract a spouse
Townspeople will spontaneously break out into a dance number
Getting the king's daughter to fall in love with you is the best way to not get hanged
Eugene can get used to a view like this
Dropping from the ceiling to steal something was used in medieval times.
After a really long adventure, your dress is still not dirty
Mother Gothel has chains in her basement, beware!!!!
In the end, guys have a thing for short haired brunettes ;)
It's best to destroy the magical healing plant that could save millions of lives throughout the kingdom just to save 2 people.
The laterns are the best way to get your missing daughter back.
If slapping doesn't wake the guy up, a wet willy sure will!
Who needs a dog when you have Maximus the horse?
The old woman was important.
Men have fangs.
A fake reputation is all a man has.
A king and queen won't have any more children after their daughter goes missing for 18 years.
Rapunzel's tears can probably cure cancer.
Some horses know how to sword fight.
There isn't very much blood when you get stabbed in the stomach by a blade.
Flynn's dream stinks.
If you drink a potion made from a magic flower and you're pregnant, your baby will be born with magic hair.
A bunch of ruffians are all just dreamers.
The first man you have ever met will be the one you fall in love with.
She broke his smolder!
There's a lot of blood in that ruffian's mustache.
They never can get Flynn's nose right.
Healing hair does not grant super-strength.
"Rapunzel" is the sound people make when they sneeze.
Your mother is always just teasing.
Alan Menkin's still got it.
Horses are even better at parkour than people.
Mother Gothel loves you most.
People usually go looking for miracles when it's almost too late.
You can get a lot done before 7:15 in the morning.
You don't need barrettes if you have a slew of flowers instead.
Flynn knows not who you are, nor how he came to find you... really, he just wants to say hi.
Chameleons blush surprisingly well for cold-blooded animals.
Girls rejoice for men in their closets.
Horses will do anything for a girl on her birthday.
Flynn has a thing for brunettes.
The day you steal the tiara of a missing princess, circumstances will inevitably lead you to stumble upon its rightful owner and take her on a crazy road trip.
Flynn can get knocked unconscious several times with no permanent damage, but a knife to the gut is pretty much fatal.
Your mother is absolutely thrilled that you're dating a wanted criminal.
You get a lot of reading done when you don't go out.
Chameleons aren't nearly as good at hide-&-seek as you'd think.
You can't say "kill", but you can say "hang". I guess kids don't know that hanging leads to death.
First The Beast, then Flynn... Disney likes killing off the male leads for a little while.
If a guy swears that a girl begged him to marry her, he's lying.
You can tear a tower apart brick by brick, but you won't find the sack that's hidden under the staircase.
The second step to a man's heart is a frying pan to the face.
Chameleons make excellent ventriloquist dummies.
Cute today means giant eyes, slight buck teeth, pigeon toes, and upturned nose. Who knew?
The best part to reaching your dream is that you get to find a new dream.
Dudes with extra toes are just lookin' for love.
Castles have nice rooftop views.
A whooshy cape grants you the power of teleportation.
Royal guards are highly susceptible to headbutts.
When scared, it's okay to hide in your own hair.
Mimes won't tell you if they're happy.
Using a frying pan to fence with a horse is likely the strangest thing you've ever done.
Taking someone away from their true love, locking them in a tower for their entire life, and lying to them on a regular basis is fine as long as you make their favorite soup for them.
If your dream is to one day live in a castle, it helps to fall in love with a princess.
How did the King and Queen rule their kingdom... when they couldn't even speak?
You can tell a girl's not a natural blonde when she has brown eyebrows.
While I "borrowed" most of these from http://www.100thingsilearned.com/, I came up with some of them. The truth is, you know these are very important life lessons. So...can you add any?
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